The cold, hard truth about what dudes think of a little junk in the trunk. As a woman who definitely does not have "back," this always sort of made me feel left out. While it's been over 20 years since Sir Mix-A-Lot sang those immortal lyrics, the discussion of big butts is still on the table, especially thanks to Kim Kardashian , who, in her own right, has pretty much cornered the market. Or is it just a rumor that got started and everyone followed suit? YourTango asked eight men their thoughts on big butts.
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The belfie is a delightful portmanteau of butt and selfie. As the nomenclature bourgeoned, so did the practice. Every time we opened our feed, there was another perfect posterior, beckoning you to oogle before giving it a double-tap. The more that famous faces turned the camera away from pouty lips to plump bottoms, so did regular sexy women, those without reality shows and record deals, all to equal applause. Bring on butts of all shapes, sizes, and colors. The butt selfie welcomes all with a voyeuristic spirit, a camera phone and a mirror.
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In very important news today, we have discovered that there are five specific types of bums in the world — and every woman has a specific one. The life-changing announcement comes from plastic surgeon Matthew Schulman, M. So he knows his stuff. He told Cosmopolitan US that there are five shapes a bottom can be: V-shape, A-shape, square, round, or upside down heart. The shape your butt is depends on the placement of your pelvis and hip bones, the distribution of fat, the size of your glutes, and the way your muscles are attached to the thigh bone.
But lately, it feels like all the accolades have been strictly cast to women only. And as we know, men are the true asses of this world. It just feels unfair to leave them behind. Because man-butts are glorious glory holes. They stand up for you, but also know when to take a backseat.